Monday 2nd August - Egton Bridge to Robin Hood's (30Kms or part thereof) - A2Z of the C2C

A is for Albert, Susan, and Liz, Dick, Lydia, Johanita and others we'll miss.
B is for blisters of heel, ball and toe and unless you fix them no further you'll go.
C is for contours along which we walked to avoid the peaks at which we baulked.
D is for a detour down into a rut which is what happens when you take a short-cut.
E is for exhausted which is what you will be, when the C2C has finished with thee.
F is for flies that Colly harassed, we all stood aside to let Colly pass.
G is for GPS, Guide Book and such or your navigation is not up to much.
H is for hirsute which now we are not, because to the end of the walk we have got.
I is for indian but not the red kind, the burning sensation is all in your mind.
J is for Julia of video fame, she made it look easy so she should be blamed.
K is for Kidsty a very high Pike, which has views that we quite like.
L is for lost which we were not but not from any talent we've got.
M is for methane from cows who have gas, you could power the country on what comes out their ass.
N is for nettles which line all the roads, some are so strong it'd slow a cane toad.
O is for OH NO, not another big hill.
P is for pain which makes us all strong, just why does it have to take so long.
Q is for quick which is how Colly walks, Pete and Al just like to talk.
R is for rain and wetness profound, making you sink in boggy ground.
S is for stones that you throw in the sea.
T is for turds spread around, fragrance du nord anglaise is profound.
U is for (udder) misery when it gets wet, and the cows have churned up the beck.
V is for vertigo which afflicts some, 10 feet from the edge was a close as they'd come.
W is for Wainwright who invented this bash, just as well the ... is ash.
X is for exceptional hosteleries.
Y is for why, why, why.
Z is for zippity do dah, zippity aye, I'm leaving for Australia today.